Why, why oh why?

Sierra my now 2 year old has discovered while learning her body parts that not only does she have holes in her ears but low & behold she has 2 more holes in her nose. What a find I mean really do you have any concept of the stuff you can pack & carry in all those holes...WOWZA!
I sit Sierra down at the table for her lunch, cubes of ham with crackers and some diced cheese. Can't forget the cup of milk chilled to perfection, ok right out of the refridgerator but still. Not 5 minutes later here she comes down off her chair and over to my desk, which is in the same room since my dinning room is nolonger a eating room it is more of a grand opening to a toy store. Anywho she is standing next to me and I look down at here and she is smileing the sweetest smile while cheese dangels from out of her nose. I am still not sure why kids think that if they find a hole they need to fill it with something. Better yet what was she thinking? Hmm I could walk around and play or look at my books, but I want to eat my lunch...hey wait I have these holes here that are doing nothing, we can put my lunch up them and go about my buisness. That is what is really meant by snacking on the go...LOL

Amethyst my almost 1 year old has a big issue. She is a COOKIE MONSTER!!! I do alot of baking and I seem to be always baking some type of cookie all the time. Well she just got her first tooth yesterday, which I thought she would never get, although she is still as bald as Elmer Fudd. I hadn't given her cookies up to this point becuase I worried about the cookie cooling and getting to hard for her to eat, you know toothless and all. Anyway I was baking chocolate chip cookies and I gave one to Sierra, who by the way is the original Cookie Monster in my house. There stands Sierra looking at a book and looking out the window watching the trees, COMPLETELY DEFENSELESS. Amethyst silently makes her way across the room grabs Sierra's legs and pulls them out from under her. Once Cookie Monster A is flat on her back crying, Cookie Monster B mountian climbs up over her belly and eats the cookie out of Cookie Monster A's hand.